i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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