6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
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Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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