i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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