I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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