you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I woke up under a house in Key West
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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