Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
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I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.