they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages