Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
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Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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