So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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