Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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