ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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