We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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