i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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