With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
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i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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