I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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