So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
This is classic penis vs brain.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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