Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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