just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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