singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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