people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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