She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
