I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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