do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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