i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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