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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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