I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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