And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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