office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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