batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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