Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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