JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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