That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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