Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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