Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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