You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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