i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
He's a Shit stain on my heart
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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