This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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