so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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