U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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