I wannas sexs uuuuu
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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