I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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