I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.