oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
We had sex on a dog bed..
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.