would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.