oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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