.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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