Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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