I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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