I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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