What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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