hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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