My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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