im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize