Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
where does the pee come out of this thing
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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