"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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