oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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