There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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