Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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