well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
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By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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